Are you a zombie looking for another zombie? Then you're in luck! Go to "ZombieHarmony, because the apocalypse doesn't have to be lonely."
It's a place where single zombies get to search for other single zombies. The walking dead get to choose their state -- slow-moving, fast-moving or immobile -- with all limbs intact, some limbs intact or no limbs intact who seek other zombies who are freshly turned, somewhat rotten or VERY rotten.
Interested in gnawing, lumbering or groaning? ZombieHarmony has check boxes for all your interests.
The zombie dating site, naturally, has free profiles to scan from local zombies
HungryBarbara's tagline is "HRRRRNNNGGGG OM NOM NOM." She likes gnawing, chasing injured people and hanging out in dimly lit stairwells. Her dislikes are listed as: Molotov cocktails, baseball bats, getaway boats.
Some zombies even like to cuddle! Luvs2cuddle's tagline is "I enjoy, long, slow, lumbering walks on the beach" and she is interested in: lumbering, staring vacantly, cuddling.
There's even one zombie, "LonelyBill" who has "one eye, half a torso, and a whole lot of heart!"
But not all zombies are as nice, which is good if you like the nastier type. I_ate_my_family said: "My (now ex) wife tried to decapitate me with a shovel." He is interested in liver, pancreas and lower intestine.
There's even a testimonial from two zombies who were able to find love on ZombieHarmony: "The first time I gazed into Nancy's vacant, reddish-brown eyes- I just KNEW she was the one for me."
At the end of some of the zombie profiles ZombieHarmony puts the following disclaimer:
"ZombieHarmony is for zombies only. We advise signing up for ZombieHarmony only if you lack a pulse, have limited motor skills, or feel an intense desire to feast on human beings. We are not responsible for lost or ingested loved ones. If you go on a date with a zombie, we cannot be held liable for contributing to the apocalypse."
"Please date responsibly: bring a baseball bat or crowbar."
Sorry for those of you living folk who were interested in dating a zombie. You must be dead to be on the site -- there's that and the fact that ZombieHarmony is a promotional website for Mingle2. It's a free online dating dating site that is "run by a couple of guys from San Francisco."
Even though people might not be able to date zombies, signing up with Mingle2 might be a good way to date someone who is just as interested in zombies.
Happy hunting, um- dating.