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July 29, 2011 5:21 AM EDT
"Higgs boson," "Large Hadron Collider (LHC)" and "CERN" seem to have more or less become household words, even though it will take many patient sessions with a physicist to fully understand what is going on at CERN and what are the implications of a research of this large a scale.
"Groundbreaking" will be an understatement if the hugely anticipated discovery of Higgs boson really occurs. Speculations and wild theories about the elusive God Particle see no end, with regular reports as well as spoofs flooding the Internet. A Higgs boson cartoon posted at Abstruse Goose, which seemed to impart a mysterious super-heroic aura to the particle, went viral.
The Higgs boson spoofs don't seem to be limited to a cartoon or two. Setting the physics of the progressing experiment aside, extensively plotted stories, open letters and even an LHC Rap are making the rounds of the Internet, amusing netizens.
Cartoon posted at Abstruse Goose:
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Letter to Higgs Boson from CERN:
Via: Abstruse Goose
What happens if you accidentally eat Higgs Boson?
Michael Rottman of The Morning News posted a satirical piece titled "In the Event That You Have Accidentally Swallowed the Higgs Boson" which explains 10 crucial steps to be followed in case you accidentally ingest the Higgs Boson!
1. Do not panic. Resist the urge to induce vomiting. If the Higgs boson gets stuck in your teeth, they could turn into pure light.
2. If you happen to ingest the Higgs boson in Europe, proceed to the CERN laboratory in Geneva. Don't take the airport tram, take the special bus from Meyrin. Make sure you are carrying no metallic objects, as the Large Hadron Collider's magnetic field is 100,000 times more powerful than the average planet's. If you are not in Europe, proceed to your nearest hospital, preferably one with a particle physics ward.
(Read all ten steps for a good dose of Higgs Boson induced laugh)
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