Remember that girl skank Angelina who bitched and moaned 24-7 about being on "Jersey Shore" and making $10K an episode to party? Well she's back in the news claiming that Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is gay.

"I think Mike is gay," Angelina tells me, bluntly. "I think he's gay because of the way he talks and the way he abuses girls. He talks down to women." Reached for comment, Mike's rep calls Angie's comments "ridiculous," telling me that "obviously the only way she can get press is to slander my client. She's become a circus sideshow. Kinda sad to see." Angelina, who hooked up with Sitch, compared him to a dead fish, saying, "I didn't have sex with him but to be honest with you, to get a girl riled up to the point where you want to have sex, he doesn't even know how to do that. I honestly feel like he's in the closet right now; he doesn't want to come out."

Ok - a lot to digest here. One, she hasn't become a circus sideshow, she always was. Two, if you've watched even 5 minutes of the show, you know not to believe one word that comes out of this girl's mouth. Three, did you ever think that maybe he was repulsed by you and that's why he wasn't into having sex with you?

Paris Hilton - there's really not much to say about her anymore, because no one gives a f*ck about her. Unless of course, the story has to do with her genitalia, then it becomes worthy to spend 15-30 seconds on. This particular story has to do with the fact that Paris Hilton actually had implants at 14 years old, but took them out.

Best-selling author, pickup artist and former celebrity journalist Neil Strauss has a new tell-all book about the secret life of celebrities he interviewed during his work as a pop culture expert for the New York Times and Rolling Stone. ...

And although Paris Hilton told us in 2009 that she would never get breast implants out of a fear of needles, a decade before that Strauss claims to have met the then18-year-old party princess (prior to her days in the limelight) and she allegedly told him quite a different story.

“I had a breast job when I was 14, but my mother made me take them out,” Hilton apparently told Strauss, according to the book. “I’m thinking about posing for Playboy. They love famous people’s kids. And the only reason I’d do it is because when my dad finds out, he’ll pay me double the money not to do it.”

She might not be as dumb as we think (not placing any bets on that though), that's a pretty business savvy move!

Bon Jovi recently did an interview where he slammed Steve Jobs and Apple for "single-handedly" ruining the music industry. Here's that interview:

"Kids today have missed the whole experience of putting the headphones on, turning it up to 10, holding the jacket, closing their eyes and getting lost in an album; and the beauty of taking your allowance money and making a decision based on the jacket, not knowing what the record sounded like, and looking at a couple of still pictures and imagining it.

God, it was a magical, magical time. I hate to sound like an old man now, but I am, and you mark my words, in a generation from now people are going to say: 'What happened?' Steve Jobs is personally responsible for killing the music business."

Honestly, I agree with him - iTunes is lame and all the whiz-bang internet-at-your-fingertips does actually kill creativity. I mean, imagine in 40 years when there are no people left who actually had to learn how to do things, before there was Wikipedia College? It will be funny to see how crappy entertainment is then when everyone is in the "I can achieve greatness in 5 minutes" mode. PS - there seriously probably will be a physical Wikipedia College!

After graduating from DUI school, things looked bleak for Chris Klein. I mean, you can only be the goofy baby-faced jock for so long right? But fear not, he has landed a new show soon-to-be-canceled show.

Following two alcohol-related arrests, jail time and an extended stay in rehab, the actor has signed on to a multi-episode arc on the FX comedy Wilfred, his rep Jaime Primak tells PEOPLE. Based on an Australian sitcom of the same name, the show stars Elijah Wood, who plays Ryan. Klein will play the love interest of Jenna, Ryan's neighbor, played by actress Fiona Gubelmann.

I'm not sure what all the rage with these dolls and wax figures is, but now Kate Middleton is the latest to get a replica doll. Who knew marrying a prince would get you your own action fiugre? And it's pretty cheap - $195!

The Franklin Mint, a company known for its celebrity lookalike collectibles, has unveiled the Kate Middleton royal engagement doll.

The hand-painted, limited edition collector's item – only 5,000 will be produced worldwide – will be available for $195 and comes with a display stand and certificate of authenticity.

You know, why doesn't someone do a little comedy doll? Like Lindsay Lohan passed out on the bathroom floor next to a pile of coke, with a lit cigarette hanging out of her mouth. That would be awesome.

Ashley Hebert, 26, did not win Brad Womack's heart during the final rose ceremony but she is willing to give love another chance.

Following the Bachelor finale it was announced on Monday night's Jimmy Kimmel Live that Hebert will be the next Bachelorette.

Hebert's season of The Bachelorette will air May 23 on ABC.

Emma Watson collaborates with Lancome as their new fresh faced model on Monday (March 14) in Paris, France.

The "Harry Potter" star was seen shooting ads with famed photographer Mario Testino during the City of Lights photo session.

Emma recently Tweeted about her new adventure:

"A new venture is starting - what can it be? Follow my clues and you will see... It starts with an L and ends with an E. I’m sure you have guessed the new face of Lancôme is me!"

Ashlee Simpson spent Monday afternoon (March 14) furniture shopping in LA with her mom Tina and son Bronx.

The newly single mom shopped for her new bachelorette pad at Lotus Home.

Alyssa Milano took to her website Monday (March 14) to share her baby's gender.

"As fun as it was reading all of your gender predictions on Twitter, I’m really bad at keeping secrets and had to share (not to mention, I was bound to unintentionally slip at some point). David and I are elated to announce that we are having a baby boy. We can’t wait to meet him."

This is the first child for Alyssa and husband, CAA agent David Bugliari.

Courtney Cox graces the cover of the April 2011 issue of Harper's Bazaar.

The “Cougar Town” actress who recently split from David Arquette confessed that she’s not interested in putting herself out on the market.

"I have no desire right now. I'm not saying never; it just seems weird. I don't even know how that would happen or how you meet people. I don't like to go out. I'm not great at small talk … I don't like to go to parties."

Instead, Courteney says she and Arquette are focusing on their daughter Coco.

"She's our No. 1 priority. No matter what happens, she'll be okay because she knows that she is completely safe, loved, and we'll protect that more than anything in the world."