It still amazes me that Sandra Bullock was actually married to this! Kat Von D decided to celebrate her 29th birthday yesterday in a traditional manner - by making out on a parking garage rooftop with Jesse James.
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So Britney Spears isn't really known for being a wordsmith, but she decided to do an interview with Out Magazine anyway. Here are some gems from the interview:

Are there any of your songs that you wish you hadn’t recorded/you don’t really love?
No. All of my songs are f–ing amazing.

Assuming reincarnation exists, in a previous life I think I was...
Audrey Hepburn, because she was a trend setter.

Assuming reincarnation exists, in my next life I’d life to be...
A bird, so I can fly.

My idea of hell is...
Being on a diet.

My idea of heaven is...
A trip with my kids.

What is the best advice you’ve gotten and who was it from?
My mom said when you have a bad day, eat ice cream. That’s the best advice.

How do you feel about plastic surgery?
When it’s time to pull and tuck, I’m sure I will consider it.

I first learned about sex...
When I was 12 years old. From my mom. I was confused and disgusted.

If you hadn’t become a superstar, what career do you think you would have chosen?Lady Gaga is...
Unique.

Christina Aguilera is...
Truly talented.

Hmmm, a lawyer. I think she probably had enough trouble getting through grade school let alone law school. You're right Brit Brit, it worked out much better this way.

Nicole Richie arrived at Roissy airport in Paris, France wearing a leopard print coat on March 3rd, 2011. Nicole is in Paris to attend the Paris Fashion Week.

Lady Gaga draws quite an audience in her see through leopard print jumpsuit and platform thigh high boot, as she makes her way in to attend the 'Thierry Mugler' after show dinner at 'Maxim's' during Paris Fashion Week, in Paris, France on March 2, 2011.

Audrina Patridge arrives at the Standard Hotel in Los Angeles, California on March 2, 2011 in a hurry to get inside. Patridge has been busy filming for her VH1 reality show and will be taking part in the Reality Rocks Expo in LA this April.

Mandy Moore took her puppy pal to get a check up at 'Eye Care For Animals' in Los Angeles, California on March 2nd, 2011.

Vanessa Hudgens arrives at the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York City, New York with her Starbucks refreshment in hand and ready for an appearance on the David Letterman TV show, March 2, 2011. Vanessa is currently making the promotional rounds for her latest film “Beastly.”

Katie Holmes is suing American Media Inc., owner of Star Magazine and is seeking damages of $50 million.

Holmes and her legal team were enraged to see Star magazine’s cover this past January featuring the actress under the headline “ADDICTION NIGHTMARE - Katie DRUG SHOCKER! – The Real Reason She Can’t Leave Tom.”

Holmes’ rep claims the cover and feature suggest that she uses drugs, while Star magazine says they never actually said she’s a drug user. Holmes' attorney tells TMZ"

"Star Magazine's malicious claims about Katie are untrue, unethical and unlawful. Not only do they cruelly defame Katie, they play a cheap trick on the public, making ridiculously false claims on the cover unsupported by anything inside."

Dancer Julianne Hough made her way out of Ventura Court Theatre in Studio City, California on February 28, 2011. Julianne was all smiles as she head to her car to depart.Hough was wearing shorts and sandals which allowed her to show off her tan legs after a vacation with her boyfriend Ryan Seacrest.