Fifty Shades Of Grey
"Fifty Shades Of Grey" FLKR

It was announced last month that Fifty Shades of Grey will hit (no pun intended) the big screen thanks to a Universal Pictures/Focus Features. The beyond-erotic submission tale tells the story of a sexually inexperienced college student, Anastasia Steele, and an achingly handsome millionaire, Christian Grey, who schools her in all things domination. Some men like golf, Christian likes to seduce, tie, and spank young brunettes. Though Anastasia finds his raunchy hobbies off-putting, his allure is overpowering. How does one stay away from a man who turns a simple elevator ride into a raunchy display of lust?

Though little is known about the film adaptation, it's clear what songs would be most appropriate on its soundtack:

Whip It: (Devo)

Beat It (Michael Jackson)

Smack My Bitch Up (Prodigy)

Hit Me Baby One More Time (Britney Spears)

Can't Touch This (MC Hammer)

Like A Virgin (Madonna)

Strap Me Down (Leather Strip)

Dirty (Christina Aguilera)

Hit Me With Your Best Shot (Pat Benatar)

Happiness in Slavery (Nine Inch Nails)

S&M (Rihanna)

I Will Survive (Gloria Gaynor)

Fistfull of Love (Antony and the Johnson)

Boy With A Problem (Elvis Costello)

I Wanna Be Your Dog (Iggy and the Stooges)

Hurting You Is Good For Me (Ayria)

Torture Me (Metric)

Pretty Tied Up(Guns N' Roses)

Erotic Platonic (Cubiky)

Master and Servant (Depeche Mode)

Hurt So Good (John Mellencamp)

People Are Strange (The Doors)