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Stormwind against Uther, why not? IDigitalTimes

This week’s Hearthstone Tavern Brawl is called “Decorating Stormwind” and it’s a bit confusing. The match is PVE, where you face off against an AI Stormwind, and it’s your job “to set up decorations” by attacking it in its face. Deal 30 damage to Stormwind and you win the Tavern Brawl and net your one Journey To Un’Goro free pack. If you don’t deal 30 damage and quit out with a suicide deck, you won’t get the win or your pack. If you move past the threshold of 30, you can keep punching Stormwind until the game ends at 100 damage.

Stormwind has a unique hero power, called Party Barracks, which summons a random “Partygoer.” There are two different party crashers coming to Stormwind:

Happy Partygoer- 1-mana: 0/1 Taunt- Gain Health equal to Stormwind’s Attack

Ornery Partygoer -3-mana: Gain Attack and Health Equal To Stormwind’s Attack

To prepare the city for combat, Blizzard gave it a weapon called “Party Armory,” which starts as 0/1 that can’t attack. Every other turn, the attack of the weapon goes up, buffing the Partygoers and making the game much harder. Acidic Swamp Ooze won’t work by the way, don’t think I didn’t try.

Stormwind also has a deck of his own and really seems to really like Mage cards. It summons normal cards like Target Dummy and Mirror Entity, but also has a few cards of his own to bring to the party:

Party Banner- 2-mana: 0/2- Give adjacent minions +2 attack

If you want to beat this Tavern Brawl as quickly as possible, I recommend using my trademarked Secret Paladin deck that I use for every Tavern Brawl:

Avenge x2

Noble Sacrifice x2

Redemption x1

Competitive Spirit x1

Secretkeeper x2

Haunted Creeper x2

Shielded Minibot x2

Coghammer x1

Divine Favor x1

Muster For Battle x2

Blessing Of Kings x2

Consecration x1

Piloted Shredder x2

Truesilver Champion x1

Sludge Belcher x2

Loatheb x1

Mysterious Challenger x2

Dr. Boom x1

Tirion Fordring x1

Ragnaros, The Lightlord x1

Bring any deck you want though, this Tavern Brawl is extremely easy to win, if you know what cards are going to be played.