Kris Humphries Mocks Himself And Kanye West In 'Funny Or Die' Skit [VIDEO] [NSFW]

 
on May 11 2012 1:43 PM

Kris Humphries is a Douchebag from Kris Humphries      

Kris Humphries may be locked in a contentious divorce battle with soon-to-be-ex-wife Kim Kardashian, but he hasn't lost his sense of humor (assuming he ever had one?) Playing on his douchebag persona, Humphries has made a Funny or Die video where he tries to capitalize on his image.

The video starts with Humphries meeting with talent agents at an agency called Second Rate Talent Management and the agents basically tell Humphries that he is the most hated player in the NBA.

Kris, let's face facts -- you are the most hated player in the NBA, the male agent says in the video.

Think Artest, Rodman, the female agent adds. Sweetie, being hated is where the money is.

The agents go on and tell Humphries that people want to punch him in the face and that they have created a video game where players can kick him in the genitals. The agents then bring in what is supposed to be a child from the Make-A-Wish Foundation to fulfill his final wish - telling Humphries to go f*** yourself.

After the Make-A-Wish Foundation child exits, it is makeover time for Humphries. The agents have Humphries change into an Ed Hardy graphic tee, fedora hat and some very Kanye West-esque sunglasses.

Those are the wrong sunglasses, the female agent says. We don't want you to look like an a**hole, we just want you to look like a douchebag.

The agents then make another dig at West, referencing the incident with Taylor Swift at the 2009 MTV VMA Awards.

I have several awards ceremonies booked for you to spontaneously ruin, the agent says. We'd also like you to change your name to Beta Fish World War III.

In the end Humphries leaves telling the agents that they just don't understand him and explains he is just a guy from the Midwest who cried when Mufasa died in the Lion King.

Look guys, you don't understand me, Humphries says as he leaves the office. I'm outta here. I'm going with grandma to the animal shelter.

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