The New iPad Unveiled by Apple: Funniest Tweets by the Biggest Tech Nerds About the Newest Product

Apple CEO Cook speaks during an Apple event as an image of the old iPad is projected on the screen behind him in San Francisco — Apple announced in San Francisco on Wednesday that the new iPad will be released on March 16. At a press conference, Apple unveiled then newest, latest and best technology that the new iPad offers. Instead of reading about the specifications and new updates, check out some of the funniest Tweets by the biggest Apple nerds. Reuters

Apple announced in San Francisco on Wednesday that the new iPad will be released on March 16. At a press conference, Apple unveiled then newest, latest and best technology that the new iPad offers.

Fans have been anxiously awaiting the debut of the new iPad for weeks. Unsure when it would be released or exactly what new features it would include, gadget and Apple aficionados carefully followed as CEO Tim Cook revealed the new iPad.

The event was not televised, however, so people took to Twitter to discuss the updates to the new iPad. But instead of reading about the specifications and new updates, check out some of the funniest Tweets by the biggest Apple nerds.

Will this iPad be MORE MAGICAL?I think it will cook dinner for us! #iPad
Will this iPad be MORE MAGICAL?I think it will cook dinner for us! #iPad
— Gina Schreck (@Ginaschreck) March 7, 2012

Retina Display on an iPad sized device is just gonna be...incredible. — toph (@xt04) March 7, 2012

Wish he would have said your wife will love the new A5X chipset
— Ben Brooks (@BenjaminBrooks) March 7, 2012

Dear Apple: Shut up and take my money already. #ipad3 — Lowell Heddings (@howtogeek) March 7, 2012

“One more thing… STEVE’S NOT DEAD!” says Tim Cook waving his arms in the air like Kermit the Frog.
— Mike Monteiro (@Mike_FTW) March 7, 2012

All I want right now is for Tim Cook to walk up on stage and say a long drawn-out but there is just one more thing... — Jacob Relkin ? (@jacobrelkin) March 7, 2012

BINDER RINGS IN IMOVIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP DOING THIS
— Sam Biddle (@samfbiddle) March 7, 2012

You can now create trailers in iMovie. Man. You struggle rappers gon have a field day with this. — Ice (@OfficiallyIce) March 7, 2012

The #iPad3 can give you multiple orgasms, perfectly fry your chicken and warn you when you're about to fall for the wrong guy.
— Mia Farraday (@miafarradaily) March 7, 2012