Tiger Woods Porn
A new Tiger Woods-themed porno movie is on the way, and it will feature three of his porn star ex-mistresses. Reuters

A new Tiger Woods-themed porno movie is on the way, and it will feature three of his porn star ex-mistresses.

Tiger Woods is finally back on the map after winning the Arnold Palmer Invitational in Bay Hill, and he is expected to do well at the upcoming Masters.

But the newest news about Woods is surely not something the face of golf (and lasciviousness) is going to like.

That would be the news that three porn star former lovers of his are going to be starring in a new Tiger Woods-themed porno movie based on their sexual escapades with the philandering golfer.

Devon James, Holly Sampson and Joslyn James are the stars of the upcoming X-rated film 3 Mistresses: Notorious Tales of the World's Greatest Golfer, the release date of which is April 3, according to the New York Post. April 3 is one day after the start of the Masters tournament.

The porno movie is expected to include a question-and-answer about their experiences with the famed golfer, going into explicit detail about his sexual proclivities and manner, demonstrating his sex techniques, and more.

Any time three women get together to talk about the same guy, the results are going to be more than interesting, the director of the forthcoming film, B. Skow, said, according to the Post. Now, when these women also happen to be adult stars that have sex for a living, and reveal they have been with the same guy, you can be sure they'll share absolutely everything.

The hype machine is in full swing, as Woods is finally getting his swing back (pun intended), and many are hoping to see another fall from grace, though he has a large contingent of fans who want the focus to return to his game-changing skills on the links.

Those fans won't be getting their wish anytime soon, as the likely blockbuster will be drawing mega-attention away from Woods' attempt to win this year's green Masters coat, and redirecting it at his inability to keep it in his pants during his marriage to model Elin Nordegren.