“We the jury in the above entitled action find the defendant Orenthal James Simpson not guilty of the crime of murder.”
Those were the words uttered by the jury delivering the verdict at the OJ Simpson trial, Oct. 3, 1995 inside a packed California Superior Courtroom.
On Monday Night Football the NFL’s officials made the Simpson jury look like constitutional scholars and Pete Carroll’s simultaneous signal of touchdown after the official’s review was the equivalent to Johnnie Cochran’s famous post-verdict first pump.
Officials have been the NFL’s guardians of its turf laws since 1929; tasked with protecting the NFL’s shield. Unfortunately, Packers cornerback Sam Shield doesn’t apply.
However, despite the dwindling integrity of Goodell’s replacement officials, don’t expect Monday night’s Immaculate Touchception to become the impetus that brings about the original officials return.
Larry Fitzgerald, whose father is an NFL official has been outspoken in his view of the NFL’s replacement officiating this season.
"I just want the integrity of the game to stand the way it's been,' said Fitzgerald. "The reason fans watch the game is because they know that what they're going to see out there is the best competition and play in the world.”
Unfortunately, league integrity plays as much of a role in the league’s decisions as balanced coverage does in Fox News’.
The owners are content with the martial law as evidenced by Jerry Jones’ and other owners feigned ignorance towards the shoddy officiating.
Why? Because fans will continue watching like drug addicts will do anything for a hit.
For casual fans, the stopgap officials have become weekly television viewing. America also loves to watch a wreck and Monday night was the Exxon Valdiez. ESPN’s 90-minute SportsCenter immediately following the Seahawks win was the most watched episode ever.
Having a gang of inept ex-Lingerie League officials deciding the fate of NFL matchups isn’t anymore ridiculous than Nicki Minaj replacing Simon Cowell and Jennifer Lopez as judge in a singing competition?
Lance Easley, the side judge who signaled touchdown for Tate will be ignominiously immortalized alongside Ruby Goldstein and Tim Donaghy but he’s become a minor celebrity.
Conversely, officials are in the throes of their 15 minutes of infamy. ESPN rules analyst Gerard Austin is in his first year as an on-air officiating expert and FOX’s Mike Pereira, the former Vice President of Officiating is a vet in the television game.
If the ratings improve for Monday Night Football next week, why doesn't the NFL just up the ante? The NFL will continue utilizing replacement officials for the near future but they should have at least sprung for a few celebrity names.
The Supreme Court hasn’t heard an argument since June. Chief Justice Roberts is probably itching to throw a few yellow flags and review a field decision. A partnership with CSpan would restore a modicum of the league’s integrity while boosting ratings by pulling in the Sunday morning political talk show audience.
Kato Kaelin, a star witness in O.J.’s defense revealed last week that he now believes O.J. murdered his ex-wife Nicole and Ron Goldman. Surely, a man who has enough introspection to reconsider his stance in the Trial of The Century could go under the hood and reverse the ruling of a side judge.
The NFL isn't at rock bottom yet and neither are the fans. Like any addictive product, it’s going to take a lot more embarrassment for the league to finally capitulate to the union’s demands and for fans to finally ween themselves off the NFL's low-grade product.796089