Worse Passing Performance: Antonio Bostick vs. Kiehl Frazier

Auburn's newly constructed Cam Newton statue outside of Jordan-Hare Stadium might have given Chizik's offense a better performance against Mississippi State. At halftime, Auburn quarterback had completed 1-of-7 attempts for -2 yards and by the third quarter, Frazier had completed three passes for 18 yards.

Before the heavens mercy ruled Savannah State's 55-0 drubbing at the hands of Florida State, quarterback Antonio Bostick was 2-of-15 for nine yards. Outkick The Coverage's Clay Travis had air ahead of Frazier on his top quarterbacks list while Bostick should be thanking rain clouds for blessing him with opportunity to escape Florida State with his dignity intact after the game was called after three quarters due to thunderstorms.

Ultimately, the edge goes to Frazier who's only completion during a conference matchup went for a loss, which is akin to Ricky Davis going for a triple-double by shamelessly collecting his own shot and rebound on the opposing team's hoop.

Quick Hits

John L. Smith's one-year mercenary contract is now officially one of those exploding Mission Impossible spy messages.

The (New)Ohio State looks a lot like Rich Rod's Michigan now that Braxton Miller is the do-it-all quarterback for Ohio State, which could conceivably go undefeated against a shoddy Big Ten and out-of-conference schedule and miss out on a bowl game.

Logan Thomas threw for 15-of-23 212 yard from a lawn chair against Austin Peay but these are the types of game when true Heisman candidates are given the green light to pad their numbers. His stat line was too workman-like. Take a cue from Matt Barkley who chilled out in his trailer and made a few brief cameos once the Trojans were in scoring position. His 187 yards aren't all that impressive until you note his six passing touchdowns thrown in shower slippers and a robe.

FAMU can't be happy about their 69-13 but these are strange times in Florida. Just by having a band, the Miami Hurricanes have a better halftime show than FAMU but on the plus side FAMU may have a better offense than Miami.