*Only plays reruns of “Petticoat Junction.”

*Every iPhone is covered from top to bottom with advertisements for Samsung.

*Absolutely identical to iPhone 4 -- except fourteen months younger.

*Alternate name for the product is Blackberry-on-steroids.

*Apple already taking advance orders for iPhones 6 through 27.

*Makes for an awesome $499 paper-weight.

*Hank Williams Jr. said iPhone 5 is worse than Hitler.

*Instead of the usual ‘black turtleneck and blue jeans’ look favored by Steve Jobs, Tim Cook came out to introduce the iPhone 5 dressed like Flavor Flav.

*Apple actually based all its designs on Star Trek’s fake phaser/communicator technology from 1960s.

*Apple’s new slogan: “Android-Schmandroid.”

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