Very little redeeming value in this 3 minute video other than pure entertainment, but really isn't that what all these triple digit infotainment channels are here for? For actual boring analysis in non confrontational manner please see Bloomberg.

Michelle strikes me as the type of person who has never been wrong on any issue in her life... just ask her. Obviously Grasso, as an employee of NYSE, is biased as well but if I am going to line up journalist versus person who lives, breathes (and dies) by markets - I'll go with the latter's opinion.

You can skip right to minute 1:20 for the festivities.

hat tip Zerohedge