A deranged burglar was found smeared in peanut butter and chocolate, according to police reports.
Officers in Neon, Kentucky allegedly found 22-year-old Andrew Toothman wearing only a pair of boots when they entered the Food World store at 6 a.m. on Tuesday morning.
According to the report Toothman had also written sorry on the shop floor using NyQuil pills.
Police say no cash had been taken from the tills and he hadn't tried to make off with any food products.
They also reportedly found several fire extinguishers had been discharged in the store.
Toothman was charged with burglary in the third degree, criminal mischief and indecent exposure.
He remains in custody on $25,000 bail.