Valentine’s Day comes but once a year, but a good sense of humor lasts a lifetime. Research has shown that laughter can be a powerful tool for relieving stress, enhancing relationships and supporting overall health, according to Help Guide. Laughter can actually improve heart function by boosting blood flow and promoting blood vessel functioning. A good laugh can also bolster the immune system and trigger the release of endorphins, the body’s natural defense against the blues.
There's a lot of pressure every year to make the most of Valentine's Day. To lighten the mood a bit, here are 15 Valentine’s Day Jokes for singles, couples and everyone in between.
1. From jokes4us.com:
Girl: I can't be your Valentine for medical reasons.
Girl: Yeah, you make me sick!
2. From activityvillage.co.uk:
Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A: I’m stuck on you!
3. From primarygames.com:
Q: Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?
A: Because it's all heart.
4. From boyslife.org:
Two antennae met on a roof, fell in love and got married. Their wedding ceremony wasn’t fancy. The reception, however, was excellent.
5. From jokes4us.com:
I'm gonna spend Valentine ’s Day with my ex...... Box 360
6. From jokes4us.com:
Q: What's the best part about Valentine’s Day?
A: The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.
7. From onelinefun.com:
If it is not Valentine’s Day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, "What did you do?"
8. From jokes4us.com:
Q: What did one oar say to the other?
A: Can I interest you in a little row-mance?
9. From boyslife.org:
A Cub Scout found a frog that said, “Kiss me and I will become a beautiful princess.” The boy studied the frog, then put it in his pocket. “Hey,” the frog croaked, “how come you didn’t kiss me?” “I’d rather have a talking frog than a princess any day!”
10. From jokes4us.com:
I can't wait for Valentine’s Day because I get to make cupcakes for a special someone and that special someone is me
11. From oldguysrule77.blogspot.com:
Q: What did one pickle say to the other?
A: You mean a great dill to me.
12. From primarygames.com:
Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
A: Hogs and Kisses!
13. From primarygames.com:
Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A: Because it couldn't get a date.
14. From Reader’s Digest:
Q: Why should you never breakup with a goalie?
A: Because he’s a keeper.
15. From Reader’s Digest:
Boy: Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Girl: Yes, February 14th.