Hulkamania is about to run wild over … well, we’re not exactly sure. But he’s about to run wild all over someone, because a sex tape featuring former professional wrestling star Hulk Hogan has leaked online.
Rumors of the tape’s existence began to crop up earlier in the year, with Hogan telling E! News that he “was appalled at the unauthorized release of a secretly filmed video.” While news of the tape slowed down for some time, now the entire film seems to be in the possession of Gawker.
While the woman’s identity was not confirmed (and still has not been), most online writers claim that the woman Hogan is sleeping with is Heather Clem, the ex-wife of his friend and radio DJ Bubba the Love Sponge. Apparently, Hogan references Bubba several times in the film, lending credence to this theory.
Gawker claims to have the entire tape in their possession, but is only posting the first minute or so on their website. Whether this is for legal reasons is currently unknown. However, while Gawker isn’t posting the entire 30-minute tape online, they have summarized the film for readers alongside the preview.
We’ll leave out the more unsavory details, but some of the more bizarre moments of the summary can be found below.
“[As the tape opens] another man's voice can be heard from inside the room off-camera and both Hulk and the naked woman engage in idle chit-chat with the mystery man. Because the woman closely resembles Ms. Clem, some have suggested that the voice of the mystery man is, in fact, Bubba the Love Sponge. If this is true, Bubba has no problem sharing his wife with his best friend.
“‘You guys do your thing," this man says. ‘I'll be in the office if you need me.’”
Apparently, age has not treated Hogan’s hairline particularly well, as Gawker writer A.J. Daulerio states that “Hulk strips down. His tan line is exposed and his hairline is vulnerable and silly without the do-rag, but there is sex to be had regardless.”
Still, despite the awkward hairline and the other man’s presence, the whole thing ends on an oddly sweet note. “They thank each other for the sex,” Daulerio writes. “‘You're awesome,’ Hulk says on his way out the door. ‘So are you,’ she says back in a very sincere way. Everybody's awesome.”
So there you have it. Hulk Hogan has a sex tape, and it’s about as odd as you would expect it to be.