Ron Paul Beats Newt Gingrich For Third Place In Michigan Primary Place
Texas Rep Ron Paul is ahead of former Speaker Newt Gingrich by six precentage points in Michigan, placing third roughly two weeks before the state's Republican primary on Feb. 28, 2012. In the aftermath of his three-state victory, meanwhile, Santorum has surged 19 percentage points since Mitchell/Rosetta Stone's last poll on Feb. 7, besting Mitt Romney in voter support in the latter's home state. Reuters

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9. “If I had Mitt Romney's good looks, I could rule the world!”

8. “So what if the bulk of my support comes from 35-year-old desperate losers who still live in their parents' basement?”

7. “I can solve the illegal immigration problem immediately. How? By forcing California, Arizona and New Mexico to secede!”

6. “Tim Tebow? Oh, that boy is to die for!”

5. “Yes, I believe in God. A cruel, cold, harsh, unforgiving, big government-hating God!”

4. “The Packers? Aw, man, don't remind me, I lost $30-K on that game!”

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1. “I am the true biological father of Beyonce's satanic baby.”

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