The new trailer for SyFy’s original movie “Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!” just flopped out of the water of a bad Roger Corman movie and it can’t be stopped. Or more like, it won’t be stopped. Expect more bullets in the air, more sharks in inappropriate places and plenty of “oh hell no” moments than ever before. And this time, not even the Lincoln Memorial is safe.
Here’s the top four moments from “Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!” trailer:
1. All Good Things Come In Threes
Sure, tell that to the “Godfather Part III” or “Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon,” bodiless narrator. But if only you and the SyFy Channel insist, here we go again…
2. Sharks In D.C.
Who’s willing to bet political shark jokes will be exchanged in the film after watching the 20 second teaser? If a shark landing on the lap of the Lincoln Memorial is any indication, there may be more than one politically tinged jab at our nation’s capital.
3. Sharks At Universal Studios Orlando
R.I.P. the original “Jaws” ride in this theme park. The popular tourist attraction is just perfect for sharks to dive in the lagoon and terrorize guests too close to the water. Just promise to leaving the Wizarding World of Harry Potter alone, okay?
4. “Oh Hell No,” Look At That Cast List
“Sharknado 3” is upping the ante with some real gems of celebrity cameos. According to Variety, Ann Coulter is set to play the Vice President next to the film’s sitting president, "Fish Tank" star and business mogul Mark Cuban. Who says you can’t buy the presidency? Other cameos include David Hasselhoff, Jerry Springer and Bo Derek.
"Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!" premieres July 22 at 9 p.m. EDT on SyFy.