In response to Toronto Mayor Rob Ford's admission Tuesday afternoon that he had smoked crack in a “drunken stupor," ending months of speculation, Twitter exploded in a rush of witty one-liners. Here are five of the funniest.

Tim Murphy, Mother Jones correspondent

David Burge, satirist and founder of IowaHawk

James Poulos, contributor at Forbes, Vice and The Daily Beast

Nick Kristoff, New York Times editorial board member



Hayes Brown, ThinkProgress national security blogger


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