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Chuck Norris wrote a lengthy ode to Tim Tebow, praising the quarterback's skills and urging the Jacksonville Jaguars to sign him. Reuters

Slovaks apparently want a new pedestrian bridge to pack some punch as internet folk hero Chuck Norris leads all candidates in a vote being held to name the crossing.

The 'Chuck Norris Bridge' has 1,157 votes, or 74 percent of all votes cast by Slovakians, who enjoy the jokes about the Walker, Texas Ranger star's strength, manliness and his purported cancer-curing tears that permeate the web, according to Reuters.

Voting runs until April, Reuters reported.

The pedestrian and cycling bridge connects Slovakia to neighboring Austria via the Morava River, according to Reuters.

Maria Theresa, an Austro-Hungarian empress, is way far behind Norris with eight percent, which is still good for second place.