Valentine’s Day is right around the corner. And what better why to celebrate the romantic holiday than by channeling your inner “Fifty Shades of Grey” on Saturday, Feb. 14?
So, grab a pen or a pencil -- and maybe a whip -- because we’ve rounded up the sexiest quotes from E.L. James’ erotic novel-turned-movie, which will premiere over Valentine’s Day weekend. These erogenous excerpts from the book are so hot they'll leave your loved one speechless as you recite the sassy and sensual passages.
Check out 19 of the steamiest quotes from the novel below:
1. “Even a pain in the a-- needs someone to care about them.”
2. “You are not just a pretty face. You’ve had six orgasms so far and all of them belong to me.”
3. “Do you want a regular vanilla relationship with no kinky f--kery at all?”
4. “I want you sore, baby.”
5. “I want my world to start and end with you.”
6. “Every time you move tomorrow, I want you to be reminded that I’ve been here. Only me. You are mine."
7. "It's taking all my self-control not to f--k you on the hood of this car, just to show you that you're mine, and if I want to buy you a f--king car, I'll buy you a f--king car.”
8. "Firstly, I don’t make love. I f--k… hard. Secondly, there’s a lot more paperwork to do, and thirdly, you don’t yet know what you’re in for. You could still run for the hills. Come, I want to show you my playroom.”
9. “You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince.”
10. “Never trust a man who can dance.”
11. “I want you. And the thought of anyone else having you is like a knife twist in my dark soul.”
12. “We aim to please.”
13. “I don’t remember reading about nipple clamps in the Bible.”
14. “I thought it was chocolate hot fudge brownie sex that we had, with a cherry on top. But hey, what do I know?”
15. “I found some baby oil. Let me rub it on your behind.”
16. “I don’t know whether to worship at your feet or spank the living s--t out of you.”
17. “I like your kinky f--kery”
18. “I like my women sentient and receptive.”
19. “You beguile me, Christian. Completely overwhelm me. I feel like Icarus flying too close to the sun.”
If you want to take your “Fifty Shades”-themed Valentine’s Day to the next level, check out these Christian Grey (Jamie Dornan) and Anastasia Steele (Dakota Johnson)-inspired gifts that you can use to swoon your sweetie this weekend. Seriously, is there a better way to say “I love you” than with a candle that turns into massage oil?