Kim Kardashian's wedding special wrapped up Monday, Oct. 10 with Part Two of  Kim's Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event airing on E! The wedding itself didn't happen for much of the two hours, but here are our favorite quotes from the weeks before-hand, full as always of drama and

5. Why Kim Loves Kris

Vera Wang asks Kim Kardashian to tell her about the hubbie-to-be. Her response?

He's too opinionated. He's the guy who says all the wrong things first. That's why I fell in love with him.

4. The Obvious Solution

Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian are hounded by paparazzi in Minnesota. Luckily, Humphries has figured out a solution.

Maybe you should just move to Minnesota with me, Kris suggests. You could move to my little place on the lake, start pumping out babies.

Kim is not amused. I think the reason I fell in love with you is because you could handle my career, she says. And my career wasn't an issue for you. Conversation? Closed.

3. Different Worlds

Kim's retort in yet another name-changing fight: We come from different worlds, okay? This does not go over well.

Four years ago, you were folding clothes at a boutique in the Valley, Kris snaps. And now you're Miss Princess.

2. Prodigal Sister Khloe at Bachelorette Party

'll always be there for you, no matter what, Khloe tells sister Kim. Beat: You know those are candied penises around your neck?

1. The Boys-Only Dinner

One vagina for the rest of your life, bro, said one of Humpries' friends.

There are no words.