Myrtle Beach, S.C., Police Officer William Heine is a man of few words – at least when it comes to writing incident reports.

In a police report obtained by the Smoking Gun, Heine wrote 16 words to describe the altercation between Shaina Leigh Zarko and Brittany Michelle Eisman.

“Both share a baby daddy. They locked horns like bulls on the stairs to the Aquarius,” read the pithy report written by Heine.

The Aquarius describes itself as a “family motel” and is located in Myrtle Beach.

Zarko and Eisman punched each other Sunday and were both arrested on disorderly conduct charges, according to the Smoking Gun. 

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