If you're ready to eat this Thanksgiving, you should also be ready to laugh. No matter how bad the thought of dinner with your extended family is, take solace in the fact that November-themed humor exists. Take the holiday as a chance to make as many turkey and pilgrim puns as you can.

Feeling uninspired? Read on for 25 of the best child-friendly zingers on the Web this November, collected from Jokes4Us, Enchanted Learning, Brownielocks and examiner.com:

A man went one Thanksgiving to get a turkey from a live poultry farm. "Do you have any turkeys going cheap?" he asked."Nope," said the owner. "All our turkey go gobble, gobble.'"

Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church? 

A: Because they use fowl language.

Q: What's the most musical part of a turkey?

A: The drumstick.

Q: Which cat discovered America?

A: Christofurry Columbus.

Knock, knock.

(Who's there?)


(Harry who?)

Harry up, I'm getting hungry!

Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

A: The outside, of course.

Q: Why did the turkey get in trouble at school?

A: He was cornu-copying.

Q: What smells the best during Thanksgiving dinner?

A: Your nose.

Q: Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?

A: To keep his wigwam.

Knock, knock!

(Who's there?)


(Arthur who?)

Arthur any leftovers?

Q: How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?

A: It hugged the shore.

Q: How does every parade begin?

A: With a "P."

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of an apple by its diameter?

A: Apple pi.

Q: If a large turkey is a gobbler, what do you call a small one?

A: Goblet.

Knock, knock.

(Who's there?)


(Dewey who?)

Dewey have to wait long to eat?

Q: What sound does a turkey's iPhone make?

A: Wing, wing!

Q: What is a pumpkin's favorite sport?

A: Squash.

We're having the same thing this year for Thanksgiving dinner as last year: relatives.

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?

A: It was the chicken's day off.

Q: What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?

A: The letter "G."

Q: Why do dealerships sell so many cars at Thanksgiving?

A: Everyone wants an autumn-mobile.

Q: Why do pilgrims' pants always fall down?

A: Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat.

Q: Why do turkeys lay eggs?

A: Well, if they just dropped them, they'd break.

Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted?

A: Wow, I'm stuffed.

Knock, knock.

(Who's there?)


(Nadia who?)

Nadia head when you say, "gobble, gobble!"