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Subscription boxes are here to stay. The unboxing part is something that excites and engages consumers while the idea of a “surprise” is a reward for their subscriptions. As these boxes are very personalized, consumers are even more drawn to them -- especially towards brands that get it right the first time.

Smartass & Sass is the subscription box for your smartass friends who love humor, wit and a dash of profanity. Smartass & Sass isn’t your typical subscription box. Sure, they offer a box of goodies every month to their subscribers, but each item has its own snarky charm and a few cuss words here and there. Smartass & Sass is a fun way to treat your smartass friends (and yourself) to adorable and functional merchandise that aren't afraid to truly express themselves to the world.

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Weds snark, sass and sarcasm

Subscribers are treated to a plethora of sassy products that are witty, sarcastic, humorous and at times, profane. So it’s no surprise that their merch features an occasional cuss word.

Offers a variety of products

Smartass & Sass offers customized shirts, while each box contains five to seven items handpicked by the team. Each month features a theme (i.e. “Make Today Your B/tch”) so all the products in the box resonate with that.

Supports small businesses

Smartass & Sass champions awesome products by artists and small businesses while paying fair prices for their products. The brand also occasionally creates its own snarky goods. This means subscribers will own unique items that they won't find in the mainstream market.

Check out their New Sh*t

Smartass & Sass also offers individual items in their online shop that you can purchase from them directly. Staying true to the brand, items featured also bring their own punch of sass, snark and sarcasm. Here are our favorites from their New Sh*t that we’re sure your smartass friends will love too.

Healthy Crap Tote Bag

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Healthy Crap tote bag smartassandsass.com

This humorous cotton tote bag that boasts “Healthy crap, just kidding, it’s alcohol” by Fun Club features faux leather handles and is a great addition to any smartass tote collection.

Middle Finger Makeup Bag Pouch

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This silkscreened pouch from Unblushing may seem like “a sassy asshole but is actually quite useful” and can be used as a makeup pouch, a packing organizer, a pencil case and so much more.

F/ck Off Cutout Necklace

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This rose gold necklace from Metal Marvels lets your smartass friend wear what she’s thinking most of the time. Besides, who doesn’t want a necklace that says “f/ck off”?

Ew, David! Candle

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Ew, David! candle smartassandsass.com

This hilarious candle from Ginger June Candle Co. comes in an intoxicating Havana scent: an olfactory blend of tobacco leaf, honey, citrus and spice.

In My Defense Mug

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In My Defense mug smartassandsass.com

Make your smartass’ friend’s coffee time better with this In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised ceramic mug by Snark City.

Subscribing

Subscribe now and get perks including membership to an exclusive Facebook group, the ability to vote on future products and access to special sales.

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Smartass & Sass offers three types of subscriptions:

  • S&S Shirt-Only Subscription for $15.95 which includes a customized S&S shirt for the month
  • S&S Box Subscription includes five to seven handpicked items related to the month’s theme
  • S&S Big Box Subscription includes the complete set of handpicked items for the month plus a customized shirt

How to Subscribe

  1. Choose a subscription plan.
  2. Choose the payment terms.
  3. You can opt to pay per month or save by prepaying for three months or six months.
  4. For gift subscriptions, complete a personalized message for your smartass friend.
  5. Proceed to checkout.
  6. Wait for your package (S&S ships every 18th of the month).

Get your Smartass & Sass subscription box here.