Alex Rodriguez, here striking out for the final out of the ALDS, played golf in Miami recently.

Alex Rodriguez is going about everyday life, the New York Post reports, since the Yankees were eliminated from the ALDS. 

The Post has the exclusive story on Rodriguez playing golf in Miami on Tuesday, complete with photos of Rodriguez with golf clubs and a mystery blonde.

Oh, and there's also a photo of him hiding behind a parking meter - or, at least, trying to hide. Of course, this isn't Rodriguez A-Rod hiding from the crazed photographers that are following him around. It's Rodriguez shying away from the big moments, just like the stinkin' guy did in the postseason!

Anyway, the Post decided to see what was up with Rodriguez, and they found him in Miami and titled the photo album Alex Rodriguez's offseason activities. Those activities, apparently, are golfing, holding unlit cigars in his mouth and hiding behind parking meters.

Alex Rodriguez hit a horrid .111 during the Yankees' five-game loss in the ALDS to the Detroit Tigers, which is good news for any Post writer thinking of a creative opening for a story on Rodriguez. He also struck out with the bases loaded in the seventh inning of Game 5, and again for the final out of the game. Even better.

Maybe Alex Rodriguez will have more luck hitting a ball that's not moving so fast, the Post story reads. Zing!

Yankees fans, worried about A-Rod's disappearance this month, need not call cops to file a missing-persons report, it continues. Somehow, it's hard to believe Yankees fans would want to find Rodriguez.

The photos tell the story of Rodriguez's day. At the beginning, he's stepping out of his Maybach with unlit cigar and Blackberry in hand.

Then comes the mystery blonde. Then there is Rodriguez, golf bag in hand, unlit cigar in mouth. Finally, he hides from the paparazzi.

Anyway, figures that A-Rod has a Blackberry. He also has power outages at important moments.