New England Patriots wide receiver Chad Ochocinco may be king of the field but he certainly is not king of the jungle.
On Saturday night, Ochocinco attended a charity event in Miami when he was peed on by a lion and immediately reflected on his misfortune via Twitter.
Swear to lil 10 pound bearded baby Jesus I just got peed on by a real 'Lion' I'm not lying either. And y'all wonder why I don't go out!!!!! Ochocinco tweeted.
The incident happened at a Voice for Children charity event Ochocinco attended with Darrelle Revis and soon-to-be-wife Evelyn Lozada, which Ochocinco described as spraying like a water gun.
I never go out at night n the night I do I get peed on by a real 'Lion' I feel honored, who can say they got peed on by a Lion, Ochocinco tweeted.
Ochocinco was extra mad, since he was wearing a custom suit and Louboutins, just in case he had to go straight to church the next day, according to Yahoo Sports.
It's not funny i have on my good church clothes, he wrote.
Twitter users immediately began to poke fun at Ochocinco, some of the comments even saying he lied about the lion incident.
No i'm serious, ask @evelynlozda or @revis24 RT @TylerCosta2 @ochocicno tweet a pic of the lion AND the pee..then we will believe you, Ochocinco responded to a Twitter user. I put that on my LIFE it just happen, i'm not lying.
Chad Ochocinco tweeted a photo of the lion who peed on him, writing, This is the culprit.
Poking fun at the situation, Lozada tweeted a photo of a lion with a thought bubble reading, You laugh? I pee on you!, to which Ochocinco responded, I shouldn't have to take this kind of abuse.