Time Warner customers are still locked out from seeing Jeremy Lin play on the Madison Square Garden's MSG sports network, but renowned TV sex expert Dr. Ruth Westheimer has some advice: do your own scoring while [the] Knicks are playing. The octogenerian former Israeli paramilitary sniper took to Twitter today to give some Jeremy Lin-themed sex advice to her almost 35,000 followers, and here's what she had to say (you'll just have to imagine her thick German accent):

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