Hide your children! A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas is coming to a theater near you on Nov. 4. But worse, a new red band trailer has been released and is making the rounds on the Internet.

If the uncensored trailer is any indication, Harold & Kumar's idea of Christmas cheer is a bevy of topless women; a bong-smoking Santa; small children accidentally inhaling illegal drugs; and an assembly-line sex act (eew).

So what else happens in the movie? Here's the synopsis from the official Harold and Kumar Web site:

After years of growing apart, Harold Lee and Kumar Patel have replaced each other with new friends and are preparing for their respective Yuletide celebrations. But when a mysterious package mistakenly arrives at Kumar's door on Christmas Eve, his attempt to redirect it to Harold's house ends with the high grade contents -- and Harold's father-in-law's prize Christmas tree -- going up in smoke. With his in-laws out of the house for the day, Harold decides to cover his tracks, rather than come clean. Reluctantly embarking on another ill-advised journey with Kumar through New York City, their search for the perfect replacement tree takes them through party heaven -- and almost blows Christmas Eve sky high.

Please do not proceed any further if you are not over 18.

If you are, here's the red line trailer, after the jump:

[Source: Huffington Post]