In one of the most ridiculous arrest sagas of all time, Jason London was arrested after engaging in a bar fight where the actor allegedly “crapped himself” in the cop car on Sunday.
According to TMZ and the police report, authorities were informed of a man bleeding in the street outside of a bar in Scottsdale, Ariz., who turned out to be 40-year-old London with a swollen eye.
Bouncers said London has reportedly sneezed on a bouncer while inside the club and refused to apologize when asked by the security guard. That’s when London punched him in the face, was kicked out of the bar and was beaten up.
When paramedics arrived on the scene, London shoved the first responders leading a cop to “deliver a knee strike to London’s right thigh.” London was arrested early Monday morning for disorderly conduct and fighting and assault after calling a police officer a “f--king hillbilly.”
But it gets worse. London reportedly was screaming in the cop car, shouting homophobic slurs and curses, during the whole ride. At one point, London referred to himself as “rich” and “a motherf--king famous actor,” instructing officers to “f--king look me up, b--ch.”
Then, according to the police report, London crapped his pants and proclaimed, “I told you, I’m happy as s--t.”
His mugshot from the Scottsdale Police Department shows the actor with a swollen eye behind his glasses and cuts all over his face.
Police said London’s wife, Sofia, said he’s “an a--hole when he drinks” and that the actor did not remember what happened the night before.
Talk about being “Dazed and Confused.”
Hours later, London tweeted about his arrest, calling it a “total f--king lie.”
"I got jumped by three 250-pound bouncers. They knocked me out and beat me for several minutes,” he wrote. "I would never say or do the crap they are reporting. Have faith in me. The truth will come out, and you will see. Some guy thought I was hitting on his girl and had me jumped. My wife was in the next room, had no idea what even happened. I hate Arizona."