The Jersey Shore gang leaves Italy Thursday night (in television, not in real life) with plenty of memories. Here are the Top 5 moments from Season 4, and it doesn't even include Snooki driving her car into a police car.
These two and their antics and three-letter acronyms. Here, we have FPC from Vinny and Pauly D -- Fist-pump, Pushups, Chapstick. Pauly's alter-ego, Joey D, obviously confuses Vinny, who calls him, simply, Tony. And in the beginning of the clip, Pauly, or Joey, or Tony, says that they look like the guidos on TV that try too hard. Oh, the irony.
4. She's too young for you, man, or bro
This one spawned a Twitter trending topic within minutes. It starts in the depths of a Florence club, where Pauly explains that the girls are super young out here. Then came the #shestooyoungforyoubro. She is, if she has a basket on her bicycle, if she still has the parental controls on the TV in her bedroom, if she only owns Snow White on DVD (but if she also owns Snow White on VHS, she is not too young for you), or if her Keds still light up. At this point, Ronnie checks to see if his shoes light up.
3. We kind of hooked up
This scene is just the tip of the iceberg, after The Situation tells Ronnie that he and Snooki kind of hooked up. Then there was a whole he-said, she-said back and forth for, oh, a pretty good amount of the season. Did they? Did they not? Perhaps we'll never really know the truth in what's become one of life's great mysteries.
2. And the wall won
Admit it: This was a bit of a disappointment after The Situation just ran himself into the wall and had to go to the hospital, not got himself punched and kicked a lot by Ronnie and had to go to the hospital. But, looking back, it becomes a pretty typical Jersey Shore moment. Pauly has the quote of the season: I think Mike tried to commit suicide by hitting his head against the wall, because he was sick of dealing with Ron and Sam.
1.Your boyfriend is somewhere in Florence
And that leads us to No. 1. Not even the fight between Snooki and Jionni, who in real life just celebrated their one-year anniversary together. The real beauty here was JWoww, running through the streets of Florence, a major city, and thinking she can find Jionni. That, my friends, is classic Jersey Shore. Oh, and the whole Vinny and Snooki thing afterward was pretty funny, too.