A man was arrested in Tennessee on public intoxication charges after he allegedly tried to have sex with an ATM and a picnic table.
Lonnie Hutton, 49, entered the Boro Bar and Grill in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, and pulled down his pants and underwear, exposed his genitals and tried to have sexual intercourse with the ATM, according to a police report obtained Monday by Nashville ABC affiliate WKRN. Officers who responded to the scene allegedly saw Hutton naked from the waist down and walking around the bar while thrusting his hips in the air.
Officers ordered him to sit on a wooden picnic table, but he “exposed himself again and engaged in sexual intercourse with the wooden picnic table,” the report stated. The report claimed Hutton reeked of alcohol, had trouble keeping his balance, and had bloodshot eyes and slurred speech, according to WKRN.
Hutton was charged with public intoxication and taken to the Rutherford County jail on $250 bond. His court date was scheduled for July 1.
You can check out Hutton's Facebook profile here, which features photos of him shirtless and carrying a fish and posing with a "Growing Old Is Mandatory. Growing Up Is Optional" T-shirt.