There's no better aphrodisiac than laughter, so this Valentine's Day, grab your date and get giggling.

More than half of women and 37 percent of men surveyed by in 2013 listed "has a sense of humor/makes me laugh" as a must-have quality in their significant other, according to USA Today. That means that even though Valentine's Day is all about L-O-V-E, it should also involve LOLs.

Whether you're single and snacking on chocolate or preparing for a fancy dinner with your significant other on Tuesday, check out these holiday-themed jokes and puns, collected from This West Coast Mommy, Reader's Digest, Jokes4Us and Modern Parents Messy Kids:

Knock, knock.

(Who's there?)


(Pease who?)

Pease be my Valentine.

"One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry." — Oscar Wilde

Girl: I can't be your valentine due to medical reasons.

Boy: What? Why?

Girl: You make me sick.

Q: Why should you never break up with a goalie girlfriend?

A: Because she’s a keeper.

Knock, knock.

(Who's there?)


(Olive who?)

Olive you. Happy Valentine's Day.

Q: What did the man with the broken leg say to his doctor?

A: I've got a crutch on you.

Q: Hey man, do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

A: Yes, of course. Feb. 14.

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt." — Charles Schulz

Knock, knock.

(Who's there?)


(Iguana who?)

Iguana hold your hand.

Q: What did Picasso say to his valentine?

A: I adore you with all my art.

Q: What do squirrels send each other on Valentine’s Day?

A: Forget-me-nuts.

Knock, knock.

(Who's there?)


(Frank who?)

Frank you for being my friend.

Q: What did the elephant say to his wife on Valentine's Day?

A: Honey, I love you a ton.

Q: What do you call a baby valentine?

A: A valentiny.

Knock, knock.

(Who's there?)


(Jimmy who?)

Jimmy a hug! It's Valentine's Day.

Q: What did the bat tell his sweetheart on Valentine's Day?

A: Do you want to hang out?

"Today is Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day." — Jay Leno