Siri, Apple’s new voice assistant software arrived with the enhanced iOS 5. The application makes use of natural language processing to answer questions, make recommendations and perform several actions by allotting requests to an expanding set of web services.

Siri is capable of answering possibly any kind of weird questions put forward by the user. Here is a list of the 10 weirdest questions asked by the users to Siri and Siri’s even weirder answers.

Question One for Siri: “Why did Apple make you?”
Siri’s Answer: “I haven’t the slightest idea, Chris.”
Alternative Answer to the question: “Apple doesn’t tell me everything, you know.”

Question two for Siri: “What is the best MP3 player?”
Siri’s Answer: “iPod + iTunes = Musical Bliss”

Question three for Siri: “Who's your daddy?”
Siri’s Answer: “You are. Can we get back to work now?”

Question four for Siri: “Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?”
Siri’s Answer: “SpongeBob SquarePants.”

Question five for Siri: “Can you murder someone for me?”
Siri’s Answer: “I found 3 mental health agencies… 2 of them are not far from you:” (it is then followed by the name of the health agencies)

Question six for Siri: “Beam me up”
Siri’s Answer: “OK. Stand still.”

Question seven for Siri: “Will you marry me?”
Siri’s Answer: “Let’s just be friends. OK?”

Question eight for Siri: “What is the best phone?”
Siri’s Answer: “Wait… there are other phones?”

Question nine for Siri: “What do you look like?”
Siri’s Answer: “In the cloud, no one cares what you look like.”

Question ten for Siri: “I need to hide a body”
Siri’s Answer: “What kind of place are you looking for? Reservoirs? Metal foundries? Mines? Dumps? Swamps?”