It seems the best place for Representative Anthony Weiner to spend Lunar Eclipse 2011 is on the moon, where he would be shielded from sight.
1. The crying at that press conference was embarrassing and-dare I say-slightly disingenuous-sounding.
2. Compounding all the taunts Weiner must have heard as a child, there are now Anthony Weiner condoms, instructing love-makers to Protect Your Weiner-And your Tweets.
3. His wife is pregnant with a baby that will inevitably grow up to see the not-so-flattering, blurry pictures of his father's penis that have been travelling like wildfire around the Internet.
4. Obama's I'd quit if I were you.
5. AND IF ALL THAT WASN'T REASON ENOUGH TO HIDE OUT ON AN ECLIPSED MOON, THE LATEST: Cross-dressing photos of Weiner have emerged.