10. Go see if the Church of Scientology needs a new leader (those folks are already insane and brainwashed, so he'll fit like a glove).

9. Polish his autographed photo of Osama bin Laden.

8. Cash that $200,000 check he received from Rick Santorum.

7. Audition for 'Dancing With The Stars.'

6. Advise new North Korean leader Kim Jong-un on how to be a 'crazy cult figure.'

5. Prepare for his next pathetic failed presidential campaign in 2016.

4. Take a nice long vacation in Israel.

3. Ask Mitt Romney for a date.

2. Give son Rand some more tips on how to be a creepy loser.

1. Invest heavily in Iran.