Republican presidential candidate U.S Representative Ron Paul
U.S. Rep. Ron Paul said he only supports abortion in the case of "honest rape," although he did not completely define which attacks fall into that category. Reuters

10. Go see if the Church of Scientology needs a new leader (those folks are already insane and brainwashed, so he'll fit like a glove).

9. Polish his autographed photo of Osama bin Laden.

8. Cash that $200,000 check he received from Rick Santorum.

7. Audition for 'Dancing With The Stars.'

6. Advise new North Korean leader Kim Jong-un on how to be a 'crazy cult figure.'

5. Prepare for his next pathetic failed presidential campaign in 2016.

4. Take a nice long vacation in Israel.

3. Ask Mitt Romney for a date.

2. Give son Rand some more tips on how to be a creepy loser.

1. Invest heavily in Iran.

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