10. Go see if the Church of Scientology needs a new leader (those folks are already insane and brainwashed, so he'll fit like a glove).
9. Polish his autographed photo of Osama bin Laden.
8. Cash that $200,000 check he received from Rick Santorum.
7. Audition for 'Dancing With The Stars.'
6. Advise new North Korean leader Kim Jong-un on how to be a 'crazy cult figure.'
5. Prepare for his next pathetic failed presidential campaign in 2016.
4. Take a nice long vacation in Israel.
3. Ask Mitt Romney for a date.
2. Give son Rand some more tips on how to be a creepy loser.
1. Invest heavily in Iran.