By | December 24 2012 11:47 AM

Iran. Remember that country? Just a few months ago, before the "Mayan apocalypse," the Newtown school massacre, the Egyptian constitutional referendum, the Syrian chemical weapons scare, the Palestine vote at the U.N., the bombings in Gaza and Israel, and the U.S. elections, Iran seemed like the most threatening and important country in the world to the U.S.; its alleged nuclear program was a deadly Kraken of world domination, slowly swelling its radioactive tentacles outward toward Israel, and by extension the U.S..