Thanksgiving Jokes 2020: 20 Funny One-Liners For Kids And Adults At Dinner

The coronavirus pandemic has made 2020 a challenging year for the world. As the holiday season approaches, Thanksgiving is the perfect time for Americans to reflect on what they are grateful for and share some laughs with the family.

International Business Times has compiled a list of light-hearted jokes, puns, one-liners, and riddles, that are sure to make your small family gathering unforgettable.

Here are 20 Thanksgiving-themed jokes gathered from Parade and Country Living.

1. With Coronavirus being a possible concern this year, what’s likely to be the most popular side dish?

A: Masked potatoes

2. What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?

A: Quack, quack

3. What do you call a running turkey?

A: Fast food

4. What did the Pilgrim wear to dinner?

A: A (har)vest

5. What’s one thing that you’ll have in common with a teddy bear on Thanksgiving?

A: You’ll both be filled with stuffing

6. What’s something usually insulting, but not on Thanksgiving?

A: A family member giving you the bird

7. On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with an exhausted baseball player?

A: They’re both likely to fall asleep between plates

8. What sound does a turkey’s phone make?

A: Wing, wing

9. Why did the turkey refuse dessert?

A: He was already stuffed

10. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

A: Pilgrims

11. Why was the turkey put in jail?

A: The police suspected fowl play

12. Why did the cranberries turn red?

A: Because they saw the turkey dressing

13. Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

A: To prove he wasn’t a chicken

14. What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?

A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him

15. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?

A: Peach gobbler

16. What should you say when your family begs you to stop making these jokes?

A: I can’t quit cold turkey

17. What instrument does a turkey play?

A: The drumsticks

18. What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to?

A: Plymouth Rock

19. What kind of noise does a limping turkey make?

A: Wobble, wobble

20. What kind of key can’t open doors?

A: A tur-key