The Thanksgiving holiday is approaching and plenty of resources for the day are available online.

See below for the top funny-silly and knock knock Thanksgiving jokes.

Q: What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

A: The turkey trot

Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

A: Plymouth Rock

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?

A: It was the chicken's day off.

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?

A: Because he had the drumsticks

Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted?

A: Boy! I'm stuffed!

Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church?

A: Because they use such FOWL language

Q: Why do turkeys always gobble?

A: They haven't been taught good table manners!

Q: Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

A: The turkey, because he's already stuffed!

Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

A: The outside

Q: What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?

A: If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

Q: How can you make a turkey float?

A: You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey

Q: Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?

A: To keep his wigwam


1. Knock Knock. Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don't eat this much!

2. Knock Knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive the stuffing too!

3. Knock Knock. Who's there? Aida. Aida who? Aida lot more than I should have!

4. Knock Knock. Who's there? Phillip. Phillip who? Phillip a big plate and dig in!

5. Knock Knock. Who's there? Tamara. Tamara who? Tamara we'll have turkey leftovers!