Thanksgiving Jokes 2022: 20 Funny One-Liners For Kids And Adults At Dinner

Thanksgiving may be synonymous with an extravagant feast, but you'll still have to talk to your family members in between bites.

International Business Times has compiled a list of jokes, one-liners, riddles, and puns that will fill any awkward pauses and turn your holiday gathering into a memorable celebration.

Check out these 20 Thanksgiving-themed jokes gathered from Parade and Today:

1. What did the Thanksgiving turkey say to the Christmas ham?
A: Nice to meat you.

2. With Coronavirus being a possible concern this year, what's likely to be the most popular side dish?
A: Masked potatoes.

3. What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
A: Lucky!

4. If Pilgrims were still alive, what would they be known for?
A: Their age.

5. Did you hear about the turkey who went to jail?
A: It was arrested for fowl play.

6. On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with an exhausted baseball player?
A: They're both likely to fall asleep between plates.

7. What do turkeys say on Thanksgiving?
A: Moo.

8. Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
A: To prove he wasn't a chicken.

9. Did you hear about the turkey haunted house?
A: It had a poultry-giest.

10. What kind of 'tude is appropriate at the family dinner?
A: Gratitude.

11. If fruit comes from fruit trees, where do turkeys come from?
A: Poul-trees.

12. What's something usually insulting, but not on Thanksgiving?
A: A family member giving you the bird.

13. Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
A: Because it's a-maize-ing.

14. If Pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on?
A: Scholar ships.

15. Did you hear about the turkey fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

16. What did the sweet potato say when it was asked if it was hungry?
A: "Yes, I yam."

17. How did the turkey get home for Thanksgiving?
A: It took the gravy train.

18. How did the salt and pepper welcome all the guests?
A: By saying, "Seasoning's greetings!"

19. What did one pumpkin pie say to the other?
A: You wanna piece of me?

20. What's one thing that you'll have in common with a teddy bear on Thanksgiving?
A: You'll both be filled with stuffing.